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im not your average girl

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assbanditkirk:

whoa canada
someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!
We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 
It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 
The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.
I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.
So sit the fuck down, Canada.

Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.

shit you don’t hear
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writeswrongs:

irollforinitiative:

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case: 

  1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees. 
  2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
  3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
  4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
  5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
  6. McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
  7. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.

shit you don’t hear

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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

oh….shit..

wow…

Hopefully that changed this perspective.

I’m not saying they didn’t want to save this man but they are legally obligated to save him.
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mushroomomens:

high-rollin:

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desertmanian:

African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:

This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

oh….shit..

wow…

Hopefully that changed this perspective.

I’m not saying they didn’t want to save this man but they are legally obligated to save him.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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yourdarlinglittlesammy:

And on Thursdays, we’re teddy bear doctors.

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This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

#i can practically hear the hannibal fandom screaming hallelujah
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michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

#i can practically hear the hannibal fandom screaming hallelujah

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The Superwholock triangle is complete

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We have now all fallen from great heights

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Index. #index #finger #pixlr #express #vignette #filters
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Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

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Ohh lord geeezzussss it’s a fiirrreee!!
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Ohh lord geeezzussss it’s a fiirrreee!!

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Spongebob Learns a Lesson in Journalism Ethics
Well this might be the best episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever. You can watch the whole thing here.
If you don’t, here’s the spoiler version:
Mr. Krabs starts his own newspaper, The Krabby Kronicle, and makes Spongebob a reporter. But Mr. Krabs wants some embellishment in the stories. He says:

SpongeBob, what’s the meaning of this? ‘LOCAL RESIDENT WATCHES POLE’? No one’s going to pay to read this malarky. When you write these stories, you’ve got to use a little imagination, boy. Maybe instead of “Man Watches Pole,” you could say something like, “Man Marries Pole.” Then you could alter the photo a little to fit the headline…

After which Spongebob’s readers get angry at his yellow journalism and he ends up teaching his publisher a lesson.
Image: Screenshot from the episode.
H/T: Romenesko for the find.
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Spongebob Learns a Lesson in Journalism Ethics

Well this might be the best episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever. You can watch the whole thing here.

If you don’t, here’s the spoiler version:

Mr. Krabs starts his own newspaper, The Krabby Kronicle, and makes Spongebob a reporter. But Mr. Krabs wants some embellishment in the stories. He says:

SpongeBob, what’s the meaning of this? ‘LOCAL RESIDENT WATCHES POLE’? No one’s going to pay to read this malarky. When you write these stories, you’ve got to use a little imagination, boy. Maybe instead of “Man Watches Pole,” you could say something like, “Man Marries Pole.” Then you could alter the photo a little to fit the headline…

After which Spongebob’s readers get angry at his yellow journalism and he ends up teaching his publisher a lesson.

Image: Screenshot from the episode.

H/T: Romenesko for the find.

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Emma Watson Alphabet

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Emma Watson Alphabet

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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BIG BANG I S2G 
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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BIG BANG I S2G 
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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BIG BANG I S2G 

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